Post by 'LORD' CHRISTOPHER SAVAGE on Oct 7, 2010 10:23:52 GMT 8
CHRISTOPHER SAVAGE
Excuse me, who are you and what do you want? Coming in here unannounced and uninvited, like you own the damn place...I should have you arrested. No, kicked out. No, no, bled out and fed to the crazy people outside my damn door! THEN you'd learn your lesson, wouldn't you?
...But since you're here, why not stay and chat, hmm? You so obviously want to look at the 21st century's version of Dracula. What do you think? Handsome enough?
Thought so.
What's that? Friends? Of course I'm always up for having an amiable aquaintance nearby, for a rainy day. God knows that after dealing with 'he turned me against my will!' and 'why don't you let us eat people anymore?' all freaking day, every day, I need a bit of me-time. Care to help me sneak out of Savage Industries, or meet me down at some shady bar, where the booze flows as readily as that beautiful crimson in those dancers' necks? Or are you a fellow vampire who is sympathetic to my plight? Either way, I can always use a good friend to lean on.
Okay, so you're quite the conversation changer; what are we on now...enemies? NO, me? Have enemies? Please! I'm a beloved ex-PI turned businessman! Who could hate ME, of all people? Okay, okay, so maybe I might have slept with your wife/girlfriend/mother, but really, that's not my fault. And yeah, you over there with the machete and the look of a fanatic Hunter; you're probably an enemy too, I'm sad to say. Even though I'm trying to convince my people that Savage Industries offers a more convenient solution to the whole 'drinking bluuuuuud, mwahahaha' stereotype, do they stop hunting us? Of course not. Gah, some of these people need a hobby, let me tell you...
Ah, now we're getting to the good questions. I take lovers like I breathe, and I'll never turn down a willing lady who wants a bit of fun between the sheets. I don't do relationships, however, because...well, look how my last one turned out. Can anyone say 'mistake of the LIFETIME?' Well, I definitely can! But if you're lonely and looking for a bad guy to make you scream, definitely come approach the big, dark, brooding guy in the corner. I'd love to meet you.
Now, go away. I tire of your questions and I'm starting to get a bit peckish...oh, wait, on second thought, why don't you stay for dinner? Please? Wait, no, don't run away...
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